Next Monday, Aldi will offer this cream – Tighening Cleavage Care (my translation). In the flyer it says:
No body part means femininity like the bust and cleavage. To keep both in shape requires direct care.
I… uh… ack… LOTION JUST FOR THE BOOBAGE! Bwaaaahahahahaha!
Song du jour of the day: well of course, My Humps, by the Black Eyed Peas.