Ignatz just got home from camp, yay! We missed him, though I have to say it was extremely convenient, when we had to leave for the hospital at 7 yesterday, not to have to leave him to get himself ready for school and all that. Fantastic timing, eh?
Anyway. Upon arrival, he scampered up to me and said “close your eyes and open your mouth!”
I radiated skepticism.
He said, “It’s a surprise, but I think you’ll like it.”
I said, “What if I don’t like it?”
He said, “Then it’ll build character.”